Make me one with everything.

Dalai Lama walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

So the hot dog guy makes him an extra large hot dog with everything on it and says, “That’ll be $3.50.”

The Dalai Lama hands him a $20 bill and the hot dog guy sticks it in the register.

The Dalai Lama says, “What about my change?”

The hot dog guy says, “Change comes from within.”

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