Dalai Lama walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
So the hot dog guy makes him an extra large hot dog with everything on it and says, “That’ll be $3.50.”
The Dalai Lama hands him a $20 bill and the hot dog guy sticks it in the register.
The Dalai Lama says, “What about my change?”
The hot dog guy says, “Change comes from within.”